Remember this? Of course you do, it was only two weeks ago. 
Two words: weight loss.
Yes, it’s a graph my doctor showed me at my last checkup a few weeks ago. The first two upward points are the first few times I saw her, and the last one is the 30 pounds or so that I’ve lost since March.
Never let it be said that a look into the deep, dark, truthful mirror can’t yield positive results.
Well shoot, no wonder I couldn’t guess that, and Carla could. Heck, I haven’t seen you in what, three years! In any event, congrats!
U!S!A! U!S!A!