This is actual photographic proof of the existence of Hobbits a picture of heavy metal singer Ronnie James Dio, taken straight from his Wikipedia entry.
Why am I posting it here? Well, firstly, to put something new on the site. Secondly, to invite some open-source comedy by soliciting sarcastic captions.
So, let’s do this right. Make Ronald James Padavona proud!
The winner gets…uh…the people’s…fame and adulation forever…?
I’ll start: “Damn kids! Get off my Shire!”
“I’ll get those smurfs!”