So…there’s this truck I see around every once in a while that belongs to a company named something like “Confidential Document Destruction.”
If you need documents destroyed confidentially, perhaps hiring a company who advertises this in large type on the side of their trucks wouldn’t be your first choice. If you’re trying to keep it on the “down low,” 10-inch-high boldface is not generally the best plan of action.
Of course, this kind of thinking at its most extreme could lead to some entertaining promotional copy:
Soprano Waste Management – See our ad in the Yellow Pages under Mafia